Starting the New Years Out Right.

Okay so today I realized just how ridiculous I must look to the outside world. The only thing better would be if I had my VW Beetle bug back. I miss my little buggy. Have you ever seen a fat lady get out of a VW bug with two kids and 8 dogs? Me neither but I lived it every day until my Mom said, with all the love in her heart, maybe you should think of getting a bigger car now that your family has grown. That is how the Ford F150 King cab came about. Now people think I am either gay or a dude. I can’t tell you how many people called me sir when I am standing near my truck.

On this fine New Year’s Morning, I did my favorite thing, go to the park? I took the boys and 6 of my 8 dogs to the park for breakfast and for some fun family activities.

This is what people see, a big fat white lady trailing behind 6 dogs running wild four of them being wiener dogs, one trying to run with his red thing out and then Archibald leading the pack.

If that is not bad enough I add two wild ADHD African American kids running and screaming as if someone is attacking them. But no one is.  It is just their way of having fun. The louder they are the more fun they are having. I wonder why people come up to me and say, "oh yes I remember you". I am like, really from where? Because I don’t know who the heck you are.

Then I remember, oh yes I am me! But yet I am always shocked and embarrassed that they know who I am and I don’t know who they are.

Today's events are listed below, as well as the prized winners of today’s Christman Family day at the park.

·        Jordan won $5.00 in the family foot race, the longest downhill roll, and most helpful.

·      Zion won $5.00 for fancies soccer feet, OMG you’re going to kill yourself in that tree contest and how did you manage to do that contest. 

·        Archibald won bone and a toy for the long distance race, and friendliest.

·        Bruno won a bone for the dog to have his thing out the longest.

·        Duncan won for most adventurous and best hunter. 

·        Eartha won a bone and free licks, for most active and the speed walking contest. 

·        Gabby won a bone for being the commander and keeping us all in check making sure we all practiced good sportsmanship.

·        Heaven won toys and her own transportation for being the cutest, most adorable and the smallest.

AND as for me I had no chance in any of the contest but I won a morning that could fill my heart for the rest of the year.

For those of you don’t know me my kids are the ones who won the monetary gifts. Just saying…